I want to be like Mommy

Our secretary sent me this after I told her about a discussion we had at circle time today.

Me-What else do you notice on our calendar?
I-Thanksgiving is on 27!
Me-Yes! Thanksgiving is coming up soon. What do we do on Thanksgiving?
D-Eat turkey!
Me-What else do people like to eat on Thanksgiving?

I-Spinach!
D-Potatoes!
C-On Thanksgiving my dad likes to drink A LOT of wine.....and he sleeps a lot.
D-My dad likes to drink beer EVERY DAY! I tell him, Dad, don't drink so much beer!
Me-...........On Thanksgiving I really like to eat stuffing!

(Just imagine what your child is telling/will tell his/her preschool teacher????)

(Mommy works at Home Depot; she was selling a shovel)