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Me: "Next week there is no school! We will stay home for 9 days. Well, I will be here on Monday and Tuesday. I will meet with some of your parents!"
Random Students:
"Mine?"
"What about mine?"
Student 1: "Will you meet with my mom and dad?"
Me: "No. Actually they didn't turn in the paper".
Student 1: "But my mom is pumping."
Me: "....Your mom is what?"
Student 1: "My mom is pumping. For my baby sister."
Me: "Oh. So that's why she couldn't turn in the paper?"
Student 1: "Yes........It takes a lot of time."
Student 2: "When my aunt had a baby she had a lot of milk right here! (pointing to stomach)"
Me: "Ok....so let's sing about the days of the week..."